Dear 12 Year Olds of America,

You got it wrong. Woefully wrong. It should have been him or her. Definitely not her. I mean, come on, I know that Brooke is cute, bubbly, and sweet, but two false starts on live TV? You just can’t do that. And while I love his eyes and dreads, Jason isn’t a great live stage performer. They should have been the bottom two.

Try harder next week.

Victoria (a.k.a. The One Who Never Votes for AI but Feels Free to Bitch About it)