Oh, hi. What? No, I’m not doing anything wrong. What am I chewing on? Nothing. Okay, okay. It’s a bite-sized Twix. I know I’m not supposed to, but BITE ME! I feel like it, okay?

What gives? I’m really bitchy and weepy lately. Huz and I were watching Planet Earth last night after the Bear was asleep and I cried when a polar bear died. Is my long lost period coming back? I HOPE NOT.