I just asked a colleague what he thought of the temp I’m training and you’ll never guess his response. He said he reminded him of a serial killer. Then he amended it and said, “no, he’s more of a lazy serial killer.” (The temp is not used to working full-time and has looked shaggier and more bedraggled every day this week.) I asked my colleague what kind of weapon said Lazy Serial Killer would use. He thought about it and said, “He’d just kind of wait until the victim ran into things.”

Oh man. I don’t know if it’s just me and my Thank God It’s Friday, slap-happy mood, but this makes me giggle hysterically!