10 minutes ago:

I was sitting in the study chair with my nightgown up rubbing my belly and Huz looks over and says, “Babe! You’ve got stretch marks! Don’t worry, I still love you and find you a beautiful woman.” WHAT!?!?!? I got stretch marks on the bottom of my belly like OVER NIGHT, people! How the hell did that happen!? DAMN IT! 😦

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