I’m eating this right now because I have a serious (and I mean SERIOUS!) need for chocolate and it was all I could afford from the vending machine. (What do you mean a plain chocolate bar costs $1.25!? I only have 90 cents!)

Also? I have major cramps. So if you thought I was knocked up already, you were wrong. Besides I TOLD you we’re still protecting through the summer. Sheesh! 😉