My ears are having an orgasm right now. Really, they are. And it’s not because I have anything in them (Q-Tip, banana, bean, etc.).

Why then?

Because they are enjoying the soft hum of the new DISHWASHER we bought today! It’s been 8 long years without one and when I spotted a 4 month old portable dishwasher on Craigslist going for half the retail price, I jumped on it.