You know, having a cat is all about practicing parenting for me. I think I’ll be a really great Mom; I mean I dole out love and kisses like there’s no tomorrow and I’ve shelled out mega bucks for doctor’s visits and a major surgery. I feed her good food that doesn’t have crap in it (did you know that Purina has bone meal in it!? Ground bones! Ick!) I give her fresh, filtered water everyday and I buy her toys. I’m going to be a great parent, don’t you think?

Really Bad Parent in Training

What!? What’s the problem?

She’s a good daughter, but I just found out that she’s been posing for not very nice pictures. Take a look:

Oops - I see a nipple!

Tummy 4 weeks after surgery - lookin' good!