To the Loud Ass who is driving all around my block on a ridiculously loud motorcycle:

Knock it off! If you have somewhere to go, then go. Don’t drive around and around the block like some happy 10 year-old kid on his first go-cart! I’m trying to have phone interviews here, buddy, and your high-pitched farting machine is making me sound like I live in a trailer park or something!

Thank you.

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