I overheard this conversation yesterday which made me feel old, but glad.

Setting: Classroom. Before Philosophy class begins.

Girl 1: Ohmygawd, youguys. My stomach hurts SO bad. I think I’m going to seriously throw up. It hurts so bad. groan

Girl 2: Did you get drunk last night?

Girl 1: No, I totally didn’t! groan

Girl 2: Yeah, what’s up with ME getting drunk and not you for a change?

Girl 1: Ohmygawd. I’m seriously going to puke. Take me to Walgreen’s as soon as this is over.

Girl 2: So, are you going out to party with us tonight?

Girl 1: Yes! Of course. (groan)